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Little Johnny

Post by John » Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:26 pm

Teacher in class of 8 year old kids
She says , children, who can give me a sentence with the word FASCINATE in it ?
Lots of hands go up .... ok Jessica, says the teacher, off you go ,
Little Jessica says .... we went on a trip to the zoo last week and I found all the animals fascinating!!
Very good, says the teacher
But that’s fascinating, I want FASCINATE.
again lots of hands go up
Yes , little Steve , go on .... I watched lots of planes take off at the airport last weekend, I was fascinated!!
Very good says the teacher, but again wrong word, I want FASCINATE.... little Johnny put he’s hand up
Me miss me miss .... the teacher looks at him and , having been burnt by little Johnny before, wonders just what he’s going to say , she runs it through in her mind and can’t imagine anything bad
Ok Johnny, off you go
Little Johnny goes
My auntie Vera has a blouse with ten buttons on
But her tits are so big she can only fasten 8 :D

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